4 March 2014: Main Event digitals – Kane

From WWE.com:

Daniel Bryan def. Kane

In a hard-fought rematch between former WWE Tag Team Champions, Daniel Bryan and Kane, WWE’s Director of Operations took control of the match early with a flurry of strikes. Unleashing his rage on Bryan, Kane slowly and methodically used his size and strength to dismantle his former partner.

Seizing an opportunity to move on the offensive, Daniel Bryan unleashed his own calculated strategy, targeting Kane’s knee with swift kicks and using the ring post to his advantage. Although The Corporate Monster did fight back, Bryan continued to target Kane’s knee.

The resiliency of WWE’s Director of Operations was on display as he continued to fight through the pain of The Beard’s knee strikes. Having reigned as WWE Tag Team Champions, both Superstars were familiar with each other’s in-ring abilities as the match pushed forward and neither remained in control for long.

After an intense volley inside the squared circle with both Kane and Daniel Bryan throwing everything in their arsenals at each other, The Big Red Monster prepared to secure the win with a chokeslam. However, Bryan managed to counter the maneuver into a pin-fall to pick up the victory.

Following the match, the Director of Operations expressed his anger – not over his loss – but rather at Bryan’s continued challenge to WWE COO Triple H’s authority, vowing to take down the leader of the “YES!” Movement once and for all.

Ladies (and gentlemen, if there are any of you lurking) – allow me to present approximately one half hour of the finest Kane porn ever produced on the WWE.

Because hot DAMN, this ticked all the boxes!

(This from Kane’s Official Facebook page)

Kane 4 March 2014 – WWE Main Event photos

Okay, let’s get this porn kicked off right! Kane is bare chested – this is great.

Kane stripped coming down to the ring (not pictured) – this is fucking awesome!

Kane is fucking ripped … porn-eriffic!

Kane was a vicious growling beast – excellent! Love how he uses DBryan’s beard as a handle! 😉

Acres upon acres of exposed rippling muscles … sweet jesus, that is HAWT!!

Pats sent me this one while I was working … resulting in a period of lessened productivity where I could do nothing but stare at my phone. Ripped. As. Fuck.

Also wearing his knee brace and wrestling boots under his dress pants? Kinda destroys my fantasy of “Fuck that – let’s rumble!” But I’ll forgive him because he’s demonstrating his extraordinary flexibility and rippling abs. 😉

Ouch!

But – and seriously, this is killing me – those abs. Those luscious abs. And the hint of the little denty bits just in from his hips – I got no idea what they’re called, but they are seriously one of my favourite spots on a man, and now I can see them on Kane and my brain goes to mush and my ovaries a’splode …

Bare chested. In dress pants. A lusty Kane fangirl’s dream come true!

Oh and I almost forgot the best part! If you watch closely – and maybe it helps having a big screen TV – you’ll notice that not only is Kane no longer shaving his chest, but also his abs. Dear gods, love me some body hair on a man!

But what’s even better than that is this – watch closely at Kane’s back when he’s bent over. Because while there’s still no VPL, he’s wearing black briefs under those dress pants. Might even be Calvin Kleins.

I do know that seeing that had me hitting pause, rewinding and watching again while my ovaries went into a complete meltdown!

Speculation is that maybe he wears a thong … 😉

This one amuses me! See how Kane’s got his arm hooked around the top rope? Pretty sure this was meant to be DBryan drop kicking Kane and flipping him over the top rope.

Only DBryan landed too close and Kane couldn’t get those long (long, long) legs up for the flip over, because DBryan was in the way. Instead – and this is years of experience and professionalism on Kane’s part – Kane dropped to the mat and rolled out from under the ropes to the outside, so DBryan could do the flying goat dive through the ropes at him.

While I may rave (somewhat incessantly, I’ll admit!) about Kane’s body, this is the real reason I am such a fan. Because he is so fucking good at this.

That said? Him leaning back against the ropes like that – if you take DBryan’s feet away from his chest – is pornographically lovely!

😉

Talk about pornographically lovely – those shoulders. Holy crap, those shoulders!

Plus, Kane flat on his back? Bare chested? In dress pants? Yeah, that’s ticking all the boxes for me! 😉

And dear gods, DBryan being able to roll Kane up like that for the pin? Speaks volumes for Kane’s flexibility!

Also shows off rippling chest and abs as well – bonus!

WWE.com has match video here, and yes, it’s two minutes of absolute porn.

Check out Kane’s DDT at 0:20 – he is still amazingly athletic for a guy his size!

Ten seconds later, and we’re almost treated to a full-on Kane tanty when he only gets a two count out of the pin-fall. It’s utterly adorkable, mixed with porn-eriffic!

A brutal series of clubbing clotheslines, Kane growling at DBryan about “Do you know who we are?” – all the while glistening with sweat. Lord have mercy!

There’s another almost-tanty after the pin-fall. And if you watch closely, you’ll see a scratch on the right side of Kane’s neck – it’s more evident in his backstage segment a bit later. Where I’m sure he said something important, but I was too busy whimpering and wiping the drool off my chin to get the gist of it!

But the real story here actually played out on social media.

First, WWE tweeted this before Main Event aired:

And then followed it up with this after the show:

Same picture, different captions – do they not get that some of us use both? 😉

However, delving into this more deeply – also known as saving that picture off for a good look at it – we get this:

And that’s where the fun really starts. Because if you look more closely at this picture, you’ll notice that Kane is no longer shaving his chest.

As Pats says, “Bless his fur covered heart!”

Furry chest. Those epic fucking shoulders. A close up view of his nipples. Seriously, this is soft core porn!

That goofy smile.

Well hell.

Now, for a brief period, I was using the pic that Pats sent me as my phone’s wallpaper. Which really only gave me the rippling abs and chest, but hey, I’m good with objectifying that luscious hunk of manflesh!

But the minute I saw this one, yep, phone wallpaper! And it gives me an awesome happy every time I turn my phone on!

Oh, and I’ve hit the “Keep” button on my DVR for Main Event. Because no one in their right mind would delete porn that good. Especially when it’s viewable on a big screen TV! 😉

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24 February 2014: RAW IS BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION!

Okay, not quite!

Bear with me, folks, working and won’t be able to get a proper update til the weekend, but I could NOT let this go by without saying something!

First, holy crap, I haven’t even gone to WWE.com (it’s my next stop!) but had to share these tidbits from Twitter, which is how I “watch” RAW live while working in Australia.

First, yeah, they announced Kane vs DBryan so I knew it was coming.

And then I see this pop up in my Twitter feed:

And my ovaries a’sploded.

Which caused me to tweet this:

@jtothemtothel
@KaneWWE in a wifebeater again? Tonight’s #RAW is a winner for me! Now, if there’s some #BIGBRO to go with the #BRSG, I’ll be ecstatic!

I was amused by this re-tweet from WWE:

And these ones during the match by the always awesomely funny Brendon Burns:

(Can’t wait to check that out myself!)

Brendon does this insane Edwardian style heckling that cracks me the fuck up!

The show was ticking down and I’m thinking, what? I thought ‘Taker was gonna be on … and then here comes Bork and Heyman. (Again, I can’t actually see this, I’m going by tweets.)

And then, yep … GONG!

@jtothemtothel
RT @jimmykorderas: Huge pop for the Deadman! #RESPECT ~~ This is the one and ONLY time I wish I had the #WWEApp!!

Trufax – had zero interest in it until that very moment!

WWE itself then tweeted this pic:

And god bless Justin Roberts, who has plenty of time ringside to take video and post pictures to Instagram!

Leading me to tweet:

@jtothemtothel
#WWE #RAW #BRSG #BIGBRO I haz a happy!

And then sign a letter at my desk and have the urge to stab the pen through the paper and put someone through a table … dunno what brought that on! 😉

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Digitals (or lack thereof) – Kane

Boy howdy, is this place starting to feel a bit neglected or what?

Apologies for that. Reasons are two-fold: first, there was the insanity that is Christmas. I say insanity because I have an obsession with Christmas baking that is bordering on lunacy. Seriously. I think I need to join a support group or something, because every year I keep finding new recipes, and all of a sudden my kitchen pantry explodes with ingredients and I find myself spending four days a week making all kinds of goodies for my office, my hubby’s office and then, in the final stages, to give as Christmas gifts.

So in a sense, it was something of a relief that Kane wasn’t much on TV in that time. Because I couldn’t have found time to write up an entry if he had!

Then, of course, there was the fact that Kane wasn’t bloody on TV! It was getting depressing, fast forwarding through three hours of Raw, or as we call it around these parts, “the bloody Triple H show”, trying to find the two minutes of TV that was Kane in a lame backstage segment with Brad Maddox, the WWE rip-off of TNA’s Garrett Bischoff character.

Big ups to Pats who could be relied upon to tell me that Kane was in the first hour, so I could find him, watch, and delete the recording. Then read the SmackDown spoilers, find out he wasn’t appearing and delete it without watching.

There was a tiny bright spot early in the new year, with Kane appearing on NXT. Wearing his glasses … which make me drool like a puppy, because goddamn, work those glasses, geek-boy! 😉

But since NXT is like the orphan bastard child of the already red-headed stepchild show (SmackDown), there’s no digitals – hell, you poor bastards in the States have to watch NXT on YouTube or Hulu, because it doesn’t even warrant a spot on TV. We get it on TV, and I have to say, geek-boy Corporate Kane in a grey suit and glasses was fuckin’ fine on my big screen TV!

Anyway, we finally get into the new year, I’m done with baking like some crack-crazed madwoman and … still bugger all in the way of Kane on TV. Hell, even though he’s tagged on WWE.com for the Old School Raw ep that kicked off the year, he doesn’t even get a mention in the recap. So yeah, another blink and you’ll miss it backstage bit. (You’ll have to forgive me if I miss any important appearances, I’m going from memory here and it ain’t what it used to be! 😉 )

Until Punk decided to call out The Authority on SmackDown and got Kane.

(See related entry: SmackDown digitals – Kane 17 January 2014)

Now that got my attention. As it did Kane’s, because this tweet followed a couple of days later:

Then on RAW – this would be the go-home RAW before the Royal Rumble – Kane was forced to apologise to Punk.

Which went about as well as one would expect!

(See related entry: Raw digitals – Kane 20 January 2014)

And provoked another tweet:

On SmackDown, there was another confrontation-that-wasn’t-a-confrontation, and I began to hope this was leading to something bigger. All out feud, continual battle, it was looking all good for Kane to have something more to do than just hang around in the background of the Triple H and Stephanie show in the ring.

(See related entry: SmackDown digitals – Kane 24 January 2014)

Finally it was time for the Royal Rumble.

And that’s going to open up a whole new post from me about that state of the WWE and what it means for the Big Red Corporate Sex God. So perhaps I’ll let that wait til tomorrow.

But hey, I am catching, right? 😉

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23 November 2013: PPV preview – Kane

So apparently Survivor Series is on tomorrow.

I only really know this because of Kane’s tweet earlier:

Had no intentions of buying it for what may end up being a two minute appearance by Kane.

Operative word in that sentence (fragment) is “had”. Because then I saw this tweet from Kane:

Now, I am damn sure the man is bombarded by tweets every damn day.

The fact that he chose to respond to this one, in this way? A hint maybe?

Still not buying the PPV – if there does end up being a substantial Kane showing, I can always catch the replay! 😉

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18 November 2013: RAW digitals – Kane

From WWE.com

The Authority responded to the events of last week

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Vacation’s over. One week away from the job cost The Authority dearly thanks to a scramble for control amongst their foot soldiers last week on Raw, and Triple H & Stephanie McMahon wasted no time in rectifying the situation when they strolled into Nashville for Raw Country. While WWE Director of Operations Kane was absent from their impromptu disciplinary session, Raw GM Brad Maddox and SmackDown GM Vickie Guerrero were not so lucky: It was decided – after very minimal deliberation – that Vickie would face her old rival AJ Lee, and Maddox would have the honor, so to speak, of battling WWE Champion Randy Orton one-on-one. Godspeed, Mr. Maddox.

You know, I just do not get it. Every single time WWE is in Tennessee, where you’d think it’d be super-easy for Kane to be a part of the show, on account of not having to travel far – he’s barely used!

I’d ask someone to explain that to me, but I’m guessing not even WWE knows why they do half the shit they do!

Kane 18 November 2013 – The Authority returns from vacation: Photos

“The Authority returns to Raw after a week on vacation.”

Yay! When are they leaving again?

“Triple H says it’s good to be back.”

[insert appropriate anti-Trips snark here]

“He says that last week without The Authority, Raw was full of chaos.”

Well then, The Authority should have left clear directions that their representative Kane was in charge. But no, they swanned off without thinking about what happens when you leave no one in charge officially.

” “I feel you should be protecting your most valuable asset a little bit better than you are right now,” says WWE Champion Randy Orton.”

Uh huh. Along with managing everything better, and how about some decent writing for a change?

Asking too much, maybe? 😉

“Raw General Manager Brad Maddox (and) SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero come out the face The Authority.”

You know, Brad Maddox is just Garrett Bischoff from TNA in a suit. I look forward to seeing him become a member of a quasi-motorcycle gang (without the motorcycles) and attempting a takeover of The Authority.

“Maddox says it’s Guerrero’s fault that Raw was so chaotic last week.”

Blah, blah, blah … boring!

” “Tonight the two of you will be competing in individual matches,” Stephanie McMahon says. “Vickie, you will go one-on-one with the Divas Champion, AJ.” ”

” “Brad, even though it was all Vickie’s fault, you are going to have a match … right now … with this man, The Viper Randy Orton,” Triple H says.”

“Director of Operations, Kane, makes sure Maddox gets to the ring for the No Disqualification Match.”

Ohhhh, liking the pale grey suit!

Aaaaaaand scene. Cut! Print!

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s “blink and you’ll miss it” appearance by Kane!

The only other thing on offer was Kane’s post-RAW tweet:

Seriously, if this is all we’ll be seeing of Kane, I’m not sure I can parlay that into a reason for living … or bothering to fast forward through three hours of bullshit on RAW and read the spoilers for SmackDown and not even bother watching at all.

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14 November 2013: WWE Interview – Kane

Okay, so on the heels of RAW, came this interview with Michael Cole:

“With The Authority on vacation, Michael Cole looks to Kane for answers about the chaos that erupted on Raw in Manchester, England.”

Which of course, Kane re-tweeted – man’s getting to be a regular Tweeting fool!

The interview is as funny as hell, because the first half is just this:

But then we get to see the real Kane, and that’s all kinds of good!

This one was on Kane’s Official Facebook page.

“With The Authority on vacation, Michael Cole sits down with Director of Operations, Kane, looking for answers regarding the melee that erupted on Monday’s Raw in England. Witness what finally made Kane’s temper erupt and find out when The Big Red Monster will be “utilized” again.”

Oh yeah, let’s get some of that!

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11 November 2013: RAW digitals – Kane

From WWE.com:

Kane, Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero argued over control of Raw

MANCHESTER, United Kingdom – Anarchy in the U.K. may be an exaggeration, but with Triple H & Stephanie McMahon on vacation, Raw’s foray across the pond ended with bickering between a trio of authority figures, with the WWE Champion left to deal with the fallout. WWE Champion Randy Orton, Raw General Manager Brad Maddox and newly-christened WWE Director of Operations Kane each claimed stewardship of the show, giving input as to which WWE Tag Team Champion Orton should face in the night’s opening contest, with the put-upon GM favoring Cody Rhodes, while Kane clamored for Goldust. With frustrations mounting, it was SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero who made the proverbial lemonade, though the results left an appropriately sour expression on the “Face of WWE”: Orton would face not one Rhodes brother, but both in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match.

And seriously, this is going to be a bastard of an entry to put together, because I’m gonna end up trawling through every damn gallery to get the shots of Kane.

Who is looking absolutely fucking fine in that suit! 😉

Anywho, apparently the photos from the opening segment are hidden here:

Kane 11 November 2013 – Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Randy Orton – 2-on-1 Handicap Match: Photos

“Orton says he is going to retain the WWE Title at Survivor Series and remain the “Face of WWE”.”

“He also says he’s in charge of Raw.”

Ha!

“Brad Maddox tries to announce the night’s first match since The Authority is on vacation.”

Now that’s more like it! How’s that for an awesomely well-tailored suit, Pats? -drools quietly-

“Director of Operations Kane puts a stop to Orton and Maddox.”

And may I put in a request? Can we get a rear view of Kane climbing through the ropes in that suit? Cos that’s be fuckin’ AWESOME!! 😉

Kinda miss Kane in tights, but the audio porn does make up for it!

“Then SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero says she’s going to do what’s best for business.”

Oh, so she’s going to give us three uninterrupted hours of Kane and Undertaker? Excellent! 😉

You know, the internet’s been losing its shit forever over whether old masked Kane is better than new masked Kane, or whether unmasked Kane is better than new masked Kane … seriously, that shit will make you nuts (although it amuses the hell out of me most of the time!).

But I gotta say, Kane unmasked lets us see his facial expressions so much better! This one’s particularly priceless! -snickering-

Also? Damn that man’s got fine legs!

Seriously, the entire Raw is such a steaming pile of badly written horseshit programming, I’m giving up on trawling through the entire thing. Instead, I’m falling back on my Facebook hookup for all things Kane, SevenFootMonster22, who provided these screencaps:

Whiny Randy always amuses me! And Kane wasn’t having any of it!

Oh jeez, those hands kill me! The posture says he’s calm, cool and collected … but we all know he’s a heartbeat away from tearing Maddox’s head off! Which would be a public service, trust me!

Again, vastly amused by Kane’s facial expressions! Complete with head tilt!

And then there’s this one, nabbed from someone on Facebook – yummy!

And holy shit, WWE’s even joined Instagram, like all of the rest of us wanna-be hipster doofus types! Kane with generic filter! 😉

Then of course, we get Kane’s Raw tweet:

And WWE.com has a poll up:

Which Kane is winning by a country mile, naturally! (And no, I only voted once!)

But the true gem of the night is this WWE.com exclusive, where Vickie Guerrero claims that she should run tonight’s Raw and Kane is a man of few words.

Few words, but excellent legs, and damn it, I still want to ruffle his hair while it’s growing in! 😉

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11 November 2013: RAW preview – Kane

From WWE.com:

Raw Five-Point Preview: November 11, 2013 BY ANTHONY BENIGNO

Get ready, WWE Universe: Corporate Kane is on the loose. And it appears he may have the imprimatur of The Authority. On Sunday, Triple H tweeted, “@KaneWWE As discussed, we will be watching #WWE #RAW.”

(Trips is an iPhone sheep! -snickering-)

Is The Authority handing over the reigns of power to The Devil’s Favorite Demon? If so, from where will they be watching? And just what was “discussed” between the two parties? If The Authority deem The Big Red Monster the ultimate authority on Raw, where does that place Raw GM Brad Maddox? Kane made his handshake deal with The Authority official when he traded in his mask for a suit and tie as WWE’s new Director of Operations. While the demon toes the line for Triple H, however, another fiend is also on the loose as Bray Wyatt’s merciless attacks spill over into their third week. What does this Monday’s Raw hold in store for all the key players, including Wyatt and the new No. 1 contender, Big Show? Here are a few theories.

(Cutting out the bullshit no-one is interested in here, for the sake of brevity)

Choose The Deadman’s greatest foe

“WWE 2K14”-mania is in full swing, and the WWE Universe has yet another chance to peep a preview of the hottest game in the land. This week, you get to vote on who The Undertaker’s greatest WrestleMania opponent was, and the results will be broadcast live on Monday’s Raw along with a simulation of the classic confrontation you select. Vote here now!

Um, I’d rather have ‘Taker coming back to knock some sense into his baby brother than vote on a damn computer game!

The Devil’s Favorite Director

Most people compare their bosses to Satan as it is, but now the WWE locker room has to contend with Kane as a bona fide Authority figure. As Triple H’s latest recruit within his burgeoning power structure, The Big Red Monster has taken up residence as WWE’s Director of Operations, though his duties, responsibilities, and more importantly, his powers, remain unclear. However, it stands to reason that all of those questions will be answered very, very soon, and the suit-and-tie Kane may prove to be the most devious incarnation of the former World Champion the WWE Universe has ever seen. Tune into Raw this Monday to see what goes down.

It should be interesting, at least! Plus, yeah, Kane in a suit … we want more of that sexy shit! 😉

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4 November 2013: Raw recap … and corporate Kane!

Well, it’s been quite the week for our Big Red Monster!

Let’s start with a recap of RAW, shall we?

From WWE.com:

Big Show def. WWE Champion Randy Orton & The Shield via Disqualification

As far as rough first days back go, Big Show can certainly lay claim to an all-timer after Triple H pitted him against The Shield & Randy Orton and the giant found himself overwhelmed by the entire Authority before the bout could end. Despite the swarm of foes that attacked him, the giant fought back at each turn and refused to let his four foes overwhelm him, and it was only the reappearance of Kane – now in a suit and tie – that spelled his doom.

Without saying a word, The Devil’s Favorite Demon tossed a batch of steel chairs to Orton & The Shield, and though Big Show won via DQ when they went to work, the ensuing mugging – culminating in a Triple Powerbomb through the commentary table – was anything but a victory. In fact, with the odds even higher than ever before for Big Show, getting his job back might prove to be The World’s Largest Mistake.

Colour me surprised! And kinda delighted.

Kane 4 November 2013 – Stephanie McMahon rehires Big Show: Photos

“Kane suddenly emerges, sporting a whole new look.”

And holy fuck, that is hot! Sure, the suit’s obviously not been tailored for him, but hey, he was required to toss chairs around while wearing it, so maybe it had to be somewhat generously sized.

Anyone else notice how the tie is red? As is the handkerchief in his breast pocket? 😉

“The Viper sends Show crashing through the announce table.”

Quality control – something that happens on other people’s websites. It was a triple power bomb from The Shield.

But how odd to see Kane standing there as a bystander, instead of creating the havoc and mayhem! Although, to give him his due, he did dismantle the announce table!

“Kane and The Authority watch the vindictive attack.”

Love that he’s growing his hair back – because hot damn, Kane in a suit and a ponytail will just be killer hot! 😉

The tie is red and black … love it!

Okay, so right now he’s on The Authority’s side. Surely at some point he’s going to snap and go back to being a monster – right after they’ve released See No Evil 2, perhaps?

Because while I can see unmasking Kane will make it easier for the dumber than a bag of hammers 85% of the WWE Universe to see Kane = Jacob Goodnight – what on earth has the suit got to do with it?

From the few photos that WWE leaked (and then swiftly removed, while throwing around copyright breaches on social media sites like they were Halloween candy), Jacob ain’t wearing no suit and tie in See No Evil 2. Nor working for any so-called “authority” figures.

However, never being one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I am not going to complain if it means Kane continues to get some TV time. I even had a thought this morning that being in the suit might be a way to keep him on TV but without the intense physicality of actually wrestling, as a way to allow him to extend his performing career.

We’ll see, I guess!

What amused me even more was Kane’s tweet after Raw:

Now, in addition to the official Raw digitals, I nabbed a couple more shots from my ever-faithful Facebook timeline!

SevenFootMonster22 provided these screencaps.

And this one comes from the official WWE Facebook page … I think I may like this super-short hair even more than I used to dig the bunny fuzz! Want to just ruffle it with both hands, it’s so cute! 😉

Almost the next day, WWE.com posted this pic, to unveil Kane’s new corporate look:

SevenFootMonster22 made it even more evocative, alluding to WWE referring to it as “Kane’s forgotten mask”:

Sure, some of these are just the rehashed-Raw digitals, but, OCD and all, here they are!

Kane reveals his new corporate look

Same pictures, better size! 😉

Whoa, is Kane more approachable is a suit? I’ve seen fans reach out to touch him while he’s been battling through the audience before, but it hardly ever happens at ringside!

If the gods are kind to me, Kane will at some point get to wipe the smug look off Steph’s face in a big way! 😉

Going on record now – Kane in a suit and tie is eminently fuckable! Oops, did I say that out loud? 😉

This picture makes me giggle!

We’ve got Trips, expressionless – because he can’t act worth a damn.

We’ve got Steph with the comic book “evil villain sneer” that she obviously learned from her dad.

And we’ve got Kane, with that hint of a smile that says, hey yeah, I’m digging the carnage.

So who’s the real monster, huh?

Seriously, carton of beer or tipple of choice to the person in Wardrobe who picked the red tie with the subtle black stripes for Kane, as an homage to his previous costuming – full points!

“Carnage and mayhem – my work here is done” – the look of a satisfied monster! Steph still wearing her comic book sneer … man, none of the McMahons can act! (Well, Shane could, but he’s not around no more so he doesn’t count!)

Lucky it’s coming into winter, or that suit might be uncomfortably warm! 😉

I’m always thinking about the welfare of our monster! That’s just how I roll! 😉

Nice!

Is it just me, or is Kane looking a bit covetously at the title belt Randy is holding up there?

Hmmm …

Then came the announcement that Kane had been made “Director of Operations”, whatever that means!

If you missed it, here it is:

Triple H answers questions about who the new “Corporate” Kane is: WWE.com exclusive

In an exclusive interview with Michael Cole, WWE CEO Triple H reveals Kane has been appointed WWE Director of Operations.

My take away from this “interview” is:

• Kane asked for an opportunity
• His role as Director of Operations – we have to wait and see what that means
• Triple H trusts Kane … bwahahahahaha! That’s a classic blunder!

And again, Kane tweeted:

Is it wrong that I get a little giggle out of knowing that Kane and I are both Android users, not iPhone sheep? 😉

There’s no official tour photos of the event yet, but from PWI comes the following report:

“Director of Operations” Kane had his first day on the job at Friday’s WWE live event in Brussels. He came out wearing a suit and interfered in the Big Show vs. Randy Orton match, allowing Orton to get the win. After the match, Kane shook Orton’s hand and called out The Shield to give Big Show a beatdown. Show ended up making a comeback and challenging Kane to come in the ring. Kane ended up leaving without a fight.

Justin Roberts tweeted the following:

Justin Roberts @JustinRoberts
Woah! It’s @KaneWWE at #WWEBrussels #BestForBusiness??

with the following photo (and yep, Kane retweeted it!)

And oh yeah, Kane’s wearing a tailored suit this time … HolyMaryMotherOfGod, talk about your Big Red Sex God!

Kane himself tweeted:

(via the web this time, guess he doesn’t have international roaming on his Android! -snickering-)

Look, I got no idea where this storyline is going. Knowing WWE, they’ll fuck it up somehow.

But for now, I’m enjoying seeing Kane in a suit, and yep, getting a little fangirl thrill when one of his tweets pops up!

This has been my weekly ramble! 😉

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4 November 2013: Raw – Kane

Okay, so today was Raw. In Australia, it was also Melbourne Cup Day. For those who aren’t Aussie, lemme explain – this is a horse race. First Tuesday of November, stops an entire nation in its tracks for ten minutes. Plus or minus time on either side for lunch parties and festivities.

So, I missed seeing live Tweets that tell me what’s happening with Raw.

Came back after said horse race and associated luncheon festivities, and see a tweet from Noelle Foley, daughter of the Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley (re-tweeted by Mick, because obviously I’m not following his children on Twitter, that would be just weird!).

Noelle Foley (@NoelleFoley) Meet Kane, the Big Red Businessman #RAW

Please be sitting down before viewing the picture …

Kane 4 November 2013

I am sure there are way better photos on WWE.com and I wish I had time to even look at them, but I am busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest at the moment so they’ll have to wait til another day.

But even so, I am pretty sure my ovaries just a’sploded.

Holy freakin’ hells!

Best. Storyline. Ever.

My ovaries said so!

-fans self!-

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