9 November 2015: RAW digitals – Brothers of Destruction

Well hell, it’s been a while since I’ve even been here, but colour me happy to be back! Because, as I’ve hoped and hoped for ever since I started this community a fuck of a long time back, the Brothers of Destruction have re-united!

I’m as rusty as hell at doing this, so please bear with me while I try to remember how I used to do this, but oh hell yeah – Brothers of Destruction RULE!

From WWE.com:

Bray Wyatt eulogized The Undertaker and Kane

Rest in peace? Not quite. Despite Bray Wyatt’s attempt to bury The Undertaker and Kane once and for all after consuming their powers, the demonic Superstars returned from the void to give The Eater of Worlds a taste of his own medicine. The Brothers of Destruction surrounded Wyatt right after he had finished his “eulogy” for the former WWE World Heavyweight Champions, and even the arrival of The Wyatt Family wasn’t enough to stymie the resurrected Superstars. They dispatched the Family, planted The New Face of Fear with a double chokeslam and struck their signature pose, fully revitalized and ready to roll. Now it’s the Wyatts’ turn to run.

Now, the whole of RAW was worth (fast forwarding through) watching for the video vignettes of Kane and ‘Taker’s history. (And hey, this week is Undertaker week on the WWE Network, so there’s sure to be some more great stuff to see!)

But I did like this segment – I dig Bray Wyatt, and his creepy band of Neanderthals. But come on, we all knew that he wasn’t going to be able to defeat The Deadman and the Devil’s Favourite Demon like that. Jeez, how many before have tried and failed?

Enough of my babbling (and my jealousy for the crowd in England who got to see this live!) – onto the digitals!

Brothers of Destruction 9 November 2015 – Bray Wyatt eulogizes the Brothers of Destruction

“Bray Wyatt stalks to the ring on RAW.”

And on the subject of digging Wyatt, the “fireflies”? Are fucking awesome!

“Wyatt wants to eulogize the fallen Brothers of Destruction.”

Can’t kill what’s already dead, man.

“He calls them relics and says their time has come and gone.”

Harsh, man – way harsh. Please to not be reminding me that they might just … -gulp- retire.

“But fire mysteriously hits the ring.”

And the roof about comes off!!

“Kane and The Undertaker have re-surfaced.”

And looking too fucking fine for mortal women, lemme tell ya!

Jeez, the happy this gives me, seeing them together!

Yep, so fucking happy!

Honestly, after WrestleMania last year, with them breaking The Streak? And then the absolute bullshit Kane has had to do since then? I just found precious little joy in wrestling.

Even ‘Taker coming back to fuck with Lesnar wasn’t exactly happy making – I mean, sure, delighted to see him back on my screen. Ecstatic to see him looking in such great shape, absolutely. But jeez, did that program with Lesnar accomplish anything much? Except making him look “strong” to take on The Rock at ‘Mania next year.

Whoop-de-doo. Two part timers, yeah, we’re all going to be SO invested in that match.

That being said, the moment after the Hell in a Cell match with Lesnar, where ‘Taker gave him that wry smirk and a tip of the finger? Yeah, I grok.

Having the Wyatts carry him off after that? Well okay, I was screaming for Demon Kane to do a run in and save the day, because finally I could see where the whole “Corporate Kane doesn’t know about Demon Kane” schtick was going.

Creative actually were, for a change. It was a way to extricate Kane from The Authority storyline so he could team back up with ‘Taker.

I was hoping, but denied. When the Wyatts took Kane the following night? Hoping even harder.

And now? Yes. Thank you.

Worth the wait. Definitely worth the wait. Cannot tell you how happy this makes me!

“Before they can get ahold of Wyatt, The Wyatt Family arrives.”

Now we got us a party!

Said it before, will say it again – two best asses in the company! 😉

Aw jeez, yeah – this was almost worth the very long wait!

Okay, yeah, they aren’t the newest guys on the roster, but they haven’t missed many damn steps. And they could still teach the young pups a thing or two about professionalism and playing your role well.

“Braun Strowman lays out The Brothers of Destruction.”

“Braun Strowman”? The fuck kind of name is that? Seriously, it sounds like Creative threw a bunch of magnetised letters against the break room refrigerator door and decided to name their next character whatever stuck.

On the other hand, the guy looks like a legit beast, and if the feud is to get the Wyatts over (eventually!) I can be cool with that.

Yep, I’d be cool with the Brothers of Destruction feuding with Bray for a good long while. Taking him out behind the woodshed to teach him who’s boss of the undead/soul-less types around here. 😉

Yep, just flipping guys out of the ring like it’s nothing – sure they’re “relics”!

Yep, I’d be good with this feud going on for a good long while!

“But they ultimately stand tall and chokeslam The Eater of Worlds.”

YUS!

Happy place. Happy fucking place!!

Ahem.

Okay, I’m good now!

This has been a damn long time coming, but happy fucking days!

❤

If you didn’t see it, and you don’t have the WWE Network to go back and see it again, then the video is here.

In fact, WWE.com have even helpfully put together all the vignette clips in one – you’ll find that one here. So many amazing memories in that six minutes, let me tell you!

As we know after SmackDown, at Survivor Series, it will be the Brothers of Destruction versus two members of the Wyatt Family.

If I were booking it, the Brothers would go over Harper and Rowan at Survivor Series, setting up for Bray and “mouthful of random consonants” Braun Strowman at the next PPV (is that TLC? Or have they changed it?).

Whatever. I just look forward to some Brothers of Destruction action coming my way!!

6 April 2014 – PPV digitals: WWE Hall of Fame 2014 Kane and Undertaker

6 April 2014 – Paul Bearer is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame: Photos

“Kane takes the stage to speak a few words about Paul Bearer.”

“The Devil’s Favorite Demon introduces Michael and Daniel Mooney, Bearer’s sons, to accept the induction on behalf of their father.”

Those boys are the image of their dad …

“The two men accept with a hearty “Oooohh, yes!!!” and exit stage left.”

“The Undertaker arrives to pay a final tribute to The Father of Destruction.”

No words.

WWE.com has video of The Undertaker’s tribute here … I haven’t seen the Hall of Fame ceremony, and won’t until the DVD is released. But if this one minute of video is anything to go by, I’ll be in tears for sure.

Just going to round this out with this picture, courtesy #TeamBestie, of Trish Stratus and Kane. Because yeah, it’s kind of adorable!

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3 March 2014: RAW news – Undertaker

No Undertaker this week, but there was this:

From WWE.com:

Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar addressed The Undertaker’s return

CHICAGO – IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME … almost.

Faced with a Chicago crowd foaming at the mouth for the return of CM Punk, Paul Heyman addressed his former protégé’s absence the only way he knew how: By sitting cross-legged in the ring and denouncing the WWE Universe who “took [Punk] away” from Heyman and The Undertaker, who instigated Punk’s fateful break from Heyman’s tutelage.

However, with The Phenom back in Heyman’s sights after the events of last week, a revenge-hungry Heyman brought out Brock Lesnar to respond to last week’s confrontation with The Undertaker, but The Anomaly soon found himself besieged – yet again – by Mark Henry, who’s still got a score to settle with the former UFC Heavyweight Champion after being injured at his hands. Despite scoring a strike to The Anomaly’s face, The World’s Strongest Man found himself F-5’ed through a table in a demonic demonstration to The Deadman, wherever he may be.

Brilliant work by Paul Heyman (who once, in the long distant past on WCW, managed ‘Taker as Paul E. Dangerously) – both in defusing the Chicago crowd, who were, predictably, baying for Punk, and in giving a clever rationale for the match between Bork and ‘Taker at ‘Mania.

If there’s a better guy on the mic than Paul Heyman, dunno where they’re hiding him!

The other piece of Undertaker-related news, although it’s also Kane-related, is that the WWE announced that Paul Bearer, who sadly passed away last year, will be inducted into the Hall of Fame this year.

While WWE.com has this up on the Raw homepage, there’s an article from Matt Fowler here that’s easier to navigate to, and includes not just the video package for Paul the WWE put together, but a great bonus one of Paul singing “Happy birthday” – enjoy the memories!

This one came from the WWE Facebook page.

For those thinking that the Undertaker will induct Paul – probably not. Had this induction taken place after ‘Taker retired, perhaps. But while he’s still performing, and the night before WrestleMania? Highly unlikely, I think.

Ultimately, it will be up to Paul Bearer’s family to decide – and the gentleman has so many friends in wrestling, the list will be long and illustrious.

While it’s a well deserved honour, I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to get through it without crying.

Rest in peace, Paul.

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24 February 2014: RAW IS BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION!

Okay, not quite!

Bear with me, folks, working and won’t be able to get a proper update til the weekend, but I could NOT let this go by without saying something!

First, holy crap, I haven’t even gone to WWE.com (it’s my next stop!) but had to share these tidbits from Twitter, which is how I “watch” RAW live while working in Australia.

First, yeah, they announced Kane vs DBryan so I knew it was coming.

And then I see this pop up in my Twitter feed:

And my ovaries a’sploded.

Which caused me to tweet this:

@jtothemtothel
@KaneWWE in a wifebeater again? Tonight’s #RAW is a winner for me! Now, if there’s some #BIGBRO to go with the #BRSG, I’ll be ecstatic!

I was amused by this re-tweet from WWE:

And these ones during the match by the always awesomely funny Brendon Burns:

(Can’t wait to check that out myself!)

Brendon does this insane Edwardian style heckling that cracks me the fuck up!

The show was ticking down and I’m thinking, what? I thought ‘Taker was gonna be on … and then here comes Bork and Heyman. (Again, I can’t actually see this, I’m going by tweets.)

And then, yep … GONG!

@jtothemtothel
RT @jimmykorderas: Huge pop for the Deadman! #RESPECT ~~ This is the one and ONLY time I wish I had the #WWEApp!!

Trufax – had zero interest in it until that very moment!

WWE itself then tweeted this pic:

And god bless Justin Roberts, who has plenty of time ringside to take video and post pictures to Instagram!

Leading me to tweet:

@jtothemtothel
#WWE #RAW #BRSG #BIGBRO I haz a happy!

And then sign a letter at my desk and have the urge to stab the pen through the paper and put someone through a table … dunno what brought that on! 😉

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15 November 2013: WWE feature: Superstars you never thought you’d see in suits

From WWE.com:

Hell truly froze over when The Big Red Monster Kane showed up on Raw wearing a suit. As The Devil’s Favorite Demon goes corporate, WWE.com explores what other larger-than-life Superstars might look like sporting the three-piece threads.

And then of course, there’s this one that showed up on WWE.com ages ago – poorly photoshopped, but jeez, where do I get me some of that in my office?

And the ever-brilliant Dave over at SevenFootMonster22 on Facebook turned those into this, which is all kinds of awesome!!

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WWE feature: The 15 greatest tag team finishers

From WWE.com:

The 15 greatest tag team finishers of all time BY Matthew Artus

If a competitor is about to get hit with a tag team finishing maneuver, his team’s about to lose.

That’s the signature attribute of a tandem finishing move—it’s the knockout blow. Every grappling duo strives to find a final burst of force that can put their opponents away for good. Whether the coup de grâce involves an aerial assault, a ground-and-pound attack, or something in between, the only thing that truly matters with a successful tandem attack is that the means bring about a victorious end.

What follows on these pages are the 15 greatest examples of tag team finishers anywhere, each perfected by talented pairings from up-and-coming teammates to certified WWE Hall of Famers. Every time The Shield doles out a triple powerbomb or Los Matadores cooperatively strike down a weary adversary, they carry on the legacy of these inspiring tag team finishers—and may one day find their own favored finales on later iterations of this list.

As well as being the poster boys, guess who comes in at #9 spot?

No. 9: Double Chokeslam (The Brothers of Destruction)

Attempting to achieve any kind of success against either The Deadman or Kane appears daunting enough. Expecting a win against both demonic Superstars at the same time just seems cruel. Their fraternal bond brought unbridled fear into WWE’s tag team ranks as The Phenom and The Devil’s Favorite Demon joined forces as The Brothers of Destruction.

One chokeslam by either skyscraping competitor can annihilate any adversary. But both of them? Who could possibly withstand a double chokeslam administered by two masters of the move in The Undertaker & Kane? It’s no surprise the tandem maneuver helped The Brothers of Destruction become the first partners in history to hold the WCW and WWE World Tag Team Titles simultaneously; the only real shocker was that they somehow relinquished the titles.

Check out the best of the Brothers of Destruction on this WWE.com playlist!

Sidenote: only one current tag team made the list (The Usos, at #14), and the only other current member of the roster to make the list is Kane. Who says the WWE doesn’t care about tag teams any more?

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23 April 2013: RAW digitals – Kane and Undertaker

Happy birthday to me!! 😉

From WWE.com:

The Shield def. The Undertaker & WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No

Not even the power of The Undertaker in his Raw homecoming was enough to defeat The Shield in the end, as the “Hounds of Justice” kept their undefeated streak alive. Their victims this time were no less a triumvirate of Kane, Daniel Bryan and The Deadman, felled with an unexpected pin over one of the trio’s most talented members and handing The Phenom with his first defeat in nearly three years.

The Shield made their first move earlier in the night, ambushing the WWE Tag Team Champions in the locker room area and initially leaving The Demon of Death Valley to his own devices until Kane and Bryan stormed out to even the odds. Both trios attempted to use the numbers game to their advantage, with The Deadman and Hell No first isolating Roman Reigns, and then The Shield turning the tables by doing the same to Bryan in hopes of pummeling him into defeat.

The six-man melee raged on for nearly a half hour until Bryan tagged in The Phenom, who unleashed hell upon the NXT graduates with unholy abandon and some assistance from Kane to boot. The Devil’s Favorite Demon seemed to seal the bout with a Chokeslam to Dean Ambrose, but the Shield’s resident madman dodged Bryan’s follow-up of a flying headbutt, rolling up the submission expert and seizing victory in the process.

And this would be me, stupidly excited and grinning from ear to ear, because this truly was a dream come true. A Brothers of Destruction run!

The fun truly started with this segment backstage before their match.

Which @TheMattFowler summarised perfectly in his weekly Wrestling Wrap Up with these two GIFS:

and a shot of DBryan’s “diagram”!

Honestly, these two consistently crack me the hell up!

Anyway, the Shield apparently attacked backstage leading to the match. With the ‘Taker. Pardon me while I indulge in some loud squeeing!

Undertaker and Kane 22 April 2013 – Team Hell No & The Undertaker vs. The Shield: Photos

“The Undertaker makes a rare appearance for a match on Raw.”

Lucky London crowd!

Lucky me … errrr, us!

Looking good, ‘Taker!

“He finds himself surrounded by The Shield after Team Hell No was laid out in the locker room.”

I wasn’t worried – as someone said on commentary, “He’s gonna get him some!”

“Once the WWE Tag Team Champions appear to team with The Phenom, the match begins.”

Making yet another run-in – Kane and DBryan certainly getting their cardio on! 😉

“For the first time in nearly three years, The Undertaker is in action on Raw!”

And yay, getting to land Old School!

Someone pointed out on Twitter that when ‘Taker debuted in 1991, one of The Shield guys was five years old, and the other two were four. It’s not a huge leap to think that they were jazzed beyond belief to get to work with him!

If they weren’t? I’ll be disappointed, because frankly if ‘Taker is prepared to give them the rub with this match, he believes they have the chops – that alone deserves some respect.

“The Phenom sets up a double-chokeslam against Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose.”

The crowd chanting, “You still got it!” – he never lost it! “This is awesome” – oh hell yeah!

“But Roman Reigns quickly puts an end to Undertaker’s attempt.”

Surprise! -giggling- The look on ‘Taker’s face!

“Kane hits Ambrose with a Chokeslam as his Brother of Destruction looks on.”

Pats shared this pic with me while I was on my way home on my birthday. Holy hells, wall to wall porn!! That shoulderporn! That ass! And ‘Taker on the ring apron, all excited!

Such a birthday present!

And oh yeah, more shoulderporn – as if this match needed to get any better!

“The Undertaker and Kane move the match outside the ring.”

Because hello? Brothers of Destruction? This is what they do best!

Two on one on ‘Taker? Counting down to Kane in 3 … 2 … 1 …

“Meanwhile, after Bryan attempts a splash off the top rope, Ambrose rolls away and pins Bryan for the victory, keeping The Shield’s undefeated streak intact.”

Aww, poor old DBryan copped the loss. Even with his diagrams!

But he did hit I think it was Rollins with a sweet flying goat through the ropes and into the crowd barrier at one point!

And big thanks to Pats for clueing me in – in the match aftermath, while The Shield leave through the crowd, and ‘Taker and Kane remain in the ring, Kane gives DBryan’s hair a little ruffle. Awwwwwwww!

WWE.com has the closing stages of the match here – enjoy!

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22 April 2013: RAW preview – Kane and Undertaker

So, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that next week’s RAW is one incredibly special one!

Not least of which because it’s happening on my birthday! (Well okay, technically, it’s happening on 22 April, but by the magic of time zones, it actually happens here on 23 April!)

And what has this demented little fanbrat wanted more than anything else? A Brothers of Destruction reunion!!

How delighted was I to hear this match announced for next week!

WWE.com isn’t quite previewing the match, but they’ve got two separate features on the RAW homepage!

Including links to some pretty amazing playlists!

Brothers of Destruction playlist

The Undertaker’s Greatest Raw Moments

Any loud squeeing you hear between now and Monday night will just be me, fangirling my little heart out!

In between laughing, because these two shots showed up on Facebook this week!

And in the case of the second one, if Kane flips his hair back on Monday night a la ‘Taker when he had hair, anyone who’s been reading my fan fiction work in progress Fireworks will understand why that will absolutely have me killing myself laughing! 😉

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8 April 2013: RAW digitals – Undertaker and Kane

From WWE.com:

The Shield interrupted The Undertaker’s tribute to Paul Bearer

With his immortal WrestleMania Streak extended to 21-0, The Undertaker came to Raw to pay proper homage to the legacy of Paul Bearer. With Bearer’s sacred urn finally returned to him, The Phenom picked up a microphone to pay his long-awaited homage to The Father of Destruction.

But the ceremony was short-lived, cut off by the crackle of static and the sudden appearance of The Shield, who made their boldest play yet by encircling The Lord of Darkness in apparent preparation to strike. The cavalry soon arrived in the form of Kane, who stormed to big brother’s aid with Daniel Bryan hot on his heels. Team Hell No quickly joined The Deadman to drive the “Hounds of Justice” back to their den, preserving the honor of Bearer’s memory and bringing the tribute to a triumphant end. As the man himself might say: Oh, yes.

And yep, talk about your fangirl screaming!!! Brothers of Destruction!!!!

Undertaker and Kane 8 April 2013 – The Shield interrupts The Undertaker’s WrestleMania 29 victory celebration: Photos

“The Undertaker appears on Raw one night after his historic victory at WrestleMania 29.”

Cause for celebration right there!!

Okay, so getting a better look at the new coat now and . . . ruffles? Dear gods, sometimes I despair of the people who design these things!

That said, the man still gave me a wicked case of goosebumps!

So damned beautiful!

” “Last night at WrestleMania I dedicated that match to the memory of Paul Bearer,” The Undertaker says.”

I got a tiny bit teary at that.

-sighs- First time he got the chance to truly rock the mic without that ghastly storyline overshadowing it.

“The Phenom is quickly interrupted by The Shield!”

You know, I’m reminded of a passage in one of Mick Foley’s books, where he complains to Paul Bearer about how the crowd is no longer into decent promos, and that all they seem to want or understand is “a snappy catchphrase or a pair of tits”.

Right back to that now, thanks to WWE dumbing down the product so much. God forbid one of the great promo guys like ‘Taker gets to use his skills (but don’t get me started on how Triple H or The Rock always seem to get plenty of air time with a mic).

On the plus side, once The Shield arrived, we did get ‘Taker stripping – now that was hot!

And he was moving pretty good for a guy who’d had a big match the night before – unlike certain other people who didn’t even show up . . .

“WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No arrive in the ring, showing solidarity toward The Undertaker.”

I knew it was going to happen. Thanks to a tweet from Alex and this recap on WWE.com. And I still screamed when the pyros hit!! So damned excited about a Brothers of Destruction reunion!!

And they arrived at a run too! No screwing around, and both dived in under the bottom rope and holy crap, yeah, loving Kane’s new costuming!!

The Shield scatter like the motherless dogs they are, and oh my fuckin’ gods, Brothers of Destruction!! (With DBryan looking like . . . their goatfaced mascot? -snickering-)

Brothers of Destruction, both in singlets – oh my brothers, lookit the chestporn!

“The Shield retreats . . . this time.”

Too much hotness in the ring to compete with – ha!

Holy shit, the chestporn and shoulderporn in this ring probably exceed safe limits, but I ain’t about to shut this down!

-sighs- And this time, we get a view of the new design on ‘Taker’s tights – RIP Paul Bearer . . .

Oh so goddamned beautiful. Yeah, let’s have a Brothers of Destruction run against the Shield!! Just to have more ‘Taker on our screens, with our lovely Kane at his side!

WWE.com has video here – do yourself a favour and full-screen this!

Because as Pats and I realised, the girls in costuming have also modified Kane’s tights because holy freakin’ hells, there’s some package shots in this vid that are pornographically lovely! And don’t even get me started on the comparison shopping that followed . . . and yes, this would be one reason why a Brothers of Destruction run is wanted so badly! 😉

Funny, WWE.com asked what the most exciting moment of the night was:

And it wasn’t even anything that happened on air. This amazing photo was tweeted by @arda_ocal (it comes from @SteveTSN):

And yes, then it showed up all over, but special thanks to Pats and Alex for pointing it out to me!

But then these ones showed up on Tumblr (and who knows who that person stole them from – Tumblr is a den of thieves, so I feel no obligation to credit anything posted there, unless it’s been appropriately credited in the first place):

Oh yeah, that is hands down the moment of the night!!!

And here’s another view of that, from Facebook:

I can only imagine how the crowd took the roof off at this!!

Brothers of Destruction – YES!

😉

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11 March 2013: RAW digitals – Undertaker and Kane

From WWE.com:

CM Punk interrupted The Undertaker’s memorial for Paul Bearer; Kane attacked Punk

INDIANAPOLIS — On this night in Indianapolis, The Undertaker came not to challenge, to mystify or to terrify, but rather to remember the life of the man who shepherded him into WWE 20 years ago: Paul Bearer. With Bearer’s famous urn placed atop a ceremonial pedestal, The Demon of Death Valley silently paid homage to his old friend falling to one knee before the urn while Bearer’s likeness appeared on the TitanTron.

Of course, no celebration is complete these days without CM Punk interrupting, and The Straight Edge Superstar brought the funerary proceedings to a screeching halt when he appeared onstage. The former WWE Champion wasted no time before launching into his latest tirade against The Phenom. “I would like to offer my sincere apologies for your loss … at WrestleMania,” Punk said, offering the silver lining that, to Bearer, The Phenom would “always be perfect,” a comfort the WWE Universe would no longer have once WrestleMania concluded. But while Punk basked in his own suspect glory, Kane barreled forth from the shadows and drove Punk into the locker room, rampaging through the backstage area in a lone manhunt for the Superstar who so grossly disrespected his father.

(Going on record now, even though I’ve yet to actually see RAW: I’m aware that there are reports that say Mr Moody’s sons were backstage, and that they and both ‘Taker and Kane “signed off” on this whole episode. But it still leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. And I’m well aware there’s a world of difference between signing off in the sense of “enthusiastically going along” and signing off because the boss is making it very clear that you better or else. This being the boss that actually freakin’ owns your name and likeness and can do what he bloody well wants with it, even after you’re dead. So using it as creative “fodder” leaves one hell of a bad taste in my mouth.

I’ve also seen the tweets from guys who knew Mr Moody well professionally, and personally, who say it’s what he would have wanted. But again, having recently been bereaved, and still going through what’s a painful grieving process, it doesn’t sit right with me that this is being used as what passes for entertainment these days in the WWE.

So the reports and photos will be presented without “colour” commentary. Because that’s my way of showing respect.

And because I can see no way – and have no desire – to separate Kane and ‘Taker’s appearances on the show, it goes without saying that this post will be extremely image-heavy.)

Undertaker 11 March 2013 – The Undertaker’s Tribute to Paul Bearer: Photos

“After a tribute video dedicated to the late Paul Bearer, The Undertaker kicks off Raw.”

“The Phenom pays his respects to his former mentor.”

“The Undertaker is shocked when CM Punk rudely interrupts.”

“Simmer down, simmer down,” Punk says, “I think you misunderstand me coming out here.”

“I want to extend my heartfelt apologies for your loss … at WrestleMania,” Punk says.

“Then, after Raw went to commercial break, Kane appeared on WWE Active!”

“Kane appears to defend his late father after Punk’s insults.”

WWE.com has video of ‘Taker tribute here. And for those of us who couldn’t be bothered downloading an app to see what happens during commercial breaks, they also have the video of Kane from WWE Active here. (Begging the question of what purpose the app really serves, but what the hell ever.)

From WWE.com:

Dolph Ziggler def. WWE Tag Team Champion Daniel Bryan

With Kane raging through the locker room in pursuit of CM Punk, Daniel Bryan was on his own for his one-on-one bout against Dolph Ziggler. And though the submission specialist acquitted himself formidably in a rare non–Team Hell No contest, he found himself sorely missing Kane’s company when AJ Lee and Big E Langston interfered to snatch victory from the “No!” man’s clutches and pilfer the bout for The Showoff.

No photos or video, just the mention.

There was also a backstage interview spot with Josh Matthews and Kane. This photo was posted on Facebook – again, can’t remember who posted it, sorry.

From WWE.com:

WWE Tag Team Champion Kane def. CM Punk

Hell hath no fury like The Devil’s Favorite Demon, as CM Punk learned to his great detriment following The Straight Edge Superstar’s insult to the memory of Kane’s father, Paul Bearer. Cradling Bearer’s precious urn in his hands, Kane seemed more solemn than usual at the bout’s beginning, but mourning gave way to unbridled rage when Punk hit the WWE Tag Team Champion with a cheap shot to start their No Disqualification Match.

The two Superstars took advantage of the bout’s stipulation, with Kane slamming Punk against the barricades and The Straight Edge Superstar retaliating by clobbering the demon with the ring bell. The ferocity only escalated when the action moved to the ring, and Kane’s aggression (helped by a steel chair) seemed to gain him the upper hand before Punk commandeered the chair and swung the momentum back his way. A little brotherly love goes a long way, though, and the thundering of The Undertaker’s gong distracted Punk long enough for Kane to strike with the Chokeslam, sending the former WWE Champion to hell in his father’s name.

The Phenom himself materialized after the pinfall had been counted, but as The Brothers of Destruction knelt in unison for one final tribute to The Father of Destruction, The Straight Edge Superstar seized Paul Bearer’s precious urn and struck Kane from behind. Punk battered The Big Red Monster into submission with the urn, fleeing from the ring when The Phenom made his way to retaliate. Once Punk was at a safe distance, the former WWE Champion placed the ill-gotten talisman to his lips and knelt atop the stage in a mockery of The Undertaker’s signature salute. While Punk preened atop the ramp, The Phenom stewed with rage between the ropes, his omnipotence and rage matched only by his powerlessness against the maiming of his brother and the desecration of the urn — as well as the man — he once held most precious.

Kane 11 March 2013 – Kane vs. CM Punk – No Disqualification: Photos

“After disrespecting Paul Bearer’s memory earlier on Raw, CM Punk was given a match against Kane.”

“Kane pays tribute to his late father, Paul Bearer.”

“The Big Red Monster shows no mercy against his opponent after his behavior earlier on Raw.”

“Kane uses a steel chair against Punk in the No Disqualification Match.”

“Punk falls victim to a vicious Chokeslam.”

“The Undertaker appears to pay homage to his mentor.”

(This screencap via Facebook, sorry, cannot recall which page posted it originally)

“Punk shockingly and disrespectfully attacks Kane with Paul Bearer’s urn.”

“The Undertaker comes to Kane’s side as Punk mocks his WrestleMania 29 opponent from the stage.”

WWE.com has video of the match and its aftermath here.

After Raw went off the air

These fan photos were posted on Facebook, but I don’t know their exact origin.

What I do know is that they show moments that make my heart ache and the tears fall . . .

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