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WWE Champion CM Punk def. WWE Tag Team Champion Kane; The Shield attacked again
The WWE Universe spoke, and so it was that CM Punk, on the 372nd night of his WWE Title reign, found himself in hell once again. Renewing their rivalry from earlier this year, The Second City Saint and The Devil’s Favorite Demon collided in a RAWactive Match when Punk took on WWE Tag Team Champion Kane in a hard-hitting bout that shook the Cajundome to its core.
And while there was no romantic entanglement to motivate either man this time around, Punk and Kane both came out swinging, with The Second City Saint unleashing body shots on The Big Red Machine in an attempt to slow the Tag Team Champion down before he could get the ball rolling. Kane, for his part, adopted an unusually patient game plan, absorbing Punk’s attacks and retaliating with quick bursts while the champion preened for the crowd. Kane hit The Voice of the Voiceless with a barrage of chops in the corner before bouncing Punk off the ropes and booting him from the ring.
Punk switched up his style quickly after that, targeting Kane’s legs and lulling the demon into a false sense of security by playing possum, milking an injured knee to force Kane’s guard down. The strategy paid dividends when Punk executed a dive that left Kane reeling, following the attack by stomping on the monster’s legs and softening him up for a pair of running knees into the corner.
The third knee, however, didn’t go so great for him. Kane surged forward as Punk went for the trifecta, decking the champion with a chop to the face and flattening Punk with a sidewalk slam. Kane then set him up for the flying clothesline that so often precedes the Chokeslam.
But Punk was ready for Kane’s signature move, ducking under the demon’s gloved hand and countering with a swinging neckbreaker. Kane got the last word in, however, when he caught Punk in the middle of his own flying clothesline and finally planted the champion with the Chokeslam. With Punk down, Kane decided to seal the match with a statement and called for the Tombstone, but it wasn’t long before a trio of interlopers made themselves known. The Shield slowly materialized from the crowd, and their presence was enough to distract Kane for Punk to execute the Go to Sleep on The Big Red Monster. The Second City Saint quickly put the Tag Champion down and left him to the mercy of The Shield, who swarmed the ring and rained blows upon the prone Kane. Daniel Bryan suffered a similar fate when he ran to his partner’s aid, and just when it seemed like Punk would get off scot-free, Ryback returned for a piece of the action.
For once, though, his attentions were focused elsewhere than Punk because Ryback made a beeline for The Shield, planting Rollins with a powerbomb and cutting Ambrose and Reigns down with a pair of Meathook Clotheslines before Punk struck from behind. Ryback’s attempt to powerbomb the champ into oblivion proved fruitless when Reigns felled Ryback with a spear. With the beast vulnerable, The Shield ended their onslaught as they had the past two instances: a triple powerbomb that left Ryback limp on the mat, with Punk standing tall yet again over his TLC opponent. Whether he’ll be doing so again in three weeks’ time at Barclays Center remains to be seen.
This week’s edition of the Raw results brought to you by the Cajundome! Godalmighty, every single page of the results referred to the arena by name – every. Single. One.
You think that was a condition of hire? 😉
Kane 26 November 2012 – Kane vs. CM Punk: Photos
“WWE Tag Team Champion Kane faces Punk in the main event on Raw.”
After an amusing backstage segment (“I think your data is skewed” -snickering-) and with controversy brewing over the validity of the poll! Apparently some folk are actually counting the number of #Hashtags and coming up with a win for DBryan. WWE staffers need to be more #Diligent #In #Their #Use #Of #Hastags when rigging a vote. Because #It #Is #All #About #The #Hashtags.
Nice action shot, with his -cough-weave-cough- hair flowing in the breeze there!
Kane is so damn good, he can give us shoulderporn even flat on his back! 😉
“Kane was picked by the WWE Universe in the RAWactive poll to face the WWE Champion.”
I’m sorry, I’ll have to correct that – Kane was picked by WWE staffers in the RAWactive poll. Because I’ll bet you they had interns and other pencil pushers voting like mad to make sure it came out how they wanted!
I can imagine the conversations over Christmas lunches this year . . . “So what is it you do for the WWE?”
“I log into multiple Twitter accounts and tweet the right hashtags to make sure the polls come out the way we want, grandma.”
“You do what now?”
-snickering-
Oh, and there’s more shoulderporn! 😉
More shoulderporn! Is it Christmas already? 😉
“Punk will have to defend his WWE Championship in a Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match at WWE TLC against Ryback.”
Who the hell cares? SHOULDERPORN!!
Actually, I care about the Ryback match. Only because if he gets that oozing case of pink eye back, Punk might catch it, and if Punk has another match with Kane . . . ewwww.
Also, has anyone noticed that Ryback ain’t exactly the most graceful of dudes? Sure, he’s jacked, and strong, but damnit, the man has trouble just walking – I can’t see him climbing a ladder with any success.
In fact, I can’t even work out why he’s in the main event picture at all, except he’s built like a tank and that’s what Vince likes. He might be a real nice guy, but he’s total shit on the mic and that gimmick is freakin’ creepy. Just cos the 85% of mouth breathers in the audience ooh and aah over him and chant “Feed me more!” is not an indication they like him – it’s more that’s a really easy thing to chant. Nothing tricky like a poly-syllabic word to trip them up, just the sheeple equivalent of “Baa baa baa”.
Wow, tangent! Sorry ’bout that – moving on!
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Squee!! Diving clotheseline!!
Now, having only seen the endless recapping of this match on every fuckin’ WWE show this week, I’m not sure whether this was a DDT from Kane, or neckbreaker from Punk.
So let’s just enjoy the visual of Kane’s big boot compared to Punk’s, and think about what they say about the size of a man’s foot . . .
😉
“The Big Red Monster sets up Punk for a vicious Chokeslam.”
And this is the first of the digitals where you can really see it, but damn, Kane’s lost even more weight! He’s positively svelte!!
Nice!!
Also nice! That is one mother of a chokeslam!!
“Punk’s associate, Paul Heyman, gets involved in the match.”
Okay, so is this Paul Heyman angle going anywhere?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Paul Heyman guy – he’s brilliant, but so far with Punk? He’s been a belt-toting nothing much.
Are we gonna see him being behind “The Shield”? (And seriously, The Shield? Bitch please, which one of the writers has a hard-on for The Avengers, huh?) I’m waiting for the other boot to drop and it’s a damn long time coming. What happens when Lesnar shows up again? We know he’s going to – he’s got a contract for more appearances.
At the moment, this is all just a hella-confused sort of storyline – are they that out of practice with storylines?
Anyway, more importantly – shoulderporn in the background!
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Because I’m #All #About #The #Shoulderporn!
“Meanwhile, Kane is distracted by The Shield in the crowd.”
Say what?
Look at the damn crowd – half of them are wearing black t-shirts! The Shield ain’t eaxctly sticking out to me! Kane must have really great eyes! To go with his really great ass! But I digress! 😉
All just a convenient excuse to get Kane to look away so Punk could sneak up behind him and grab him for the GTS when he turned back around – I know how these things work!
Upside down shoulderporn! 😉
“Because of the distraction, Punk is able to hit Kane with the Go To Sleep for the victory.”
And Kane gives us shoulderporn even so! Multi-talented, I tell you! 😉
“While Kane is down, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins go in for the attack.”
Another bloody invasion angle! Jesus wept, someone buy those bastards in Creative a freakin’ new idea!
And then there’s all kinds of confused shit going on – DBryan charges to Kane’s rescue, which is cute. Ryback shows up, wtf? The Shield apparently think Ryback’s a big festering mound of injustice too, so he’s in for an all-black gangbang too . . .
Honestly, it just makes me head hurt. Guess that’s why I’m watching most of the current WWE programming on 30x fast forward.
WWE.com has video here, but if you’ve seen any other WWE programming this week, you’ll already have seen it. Multiple times. Guess that’s one way to fill up so many hours of TV time!
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