The Brothers of Destruction

WWE's Kane and The Undertaker – all Brothers, all the time!

17 December 2012: RAW digitals – Kane

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From WWE.com:

The Shield brawled with Ryback, WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No and Ric Flair

Justice, it appears, knows no boundaries, as The Shield showed no mercy in their beatdown of an outmatched Ric Flair moments after his return to WWE. Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns had just begun to decimate the two-time WWE Hall of Famer when hellfire erupted and WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No thundered to “The Nature Boy’s” aid. Not even the demented duo of Kane & Daniel Bryan could save “Naitch” from the renegade trio, who prepared to unleash the triple powerbomb on Flair and send him through the announce table …

Until, that is, feeding time started.

Showing no ill effects of The Shield’s handiwork the previous night at WWE TLC, Ryback stormed to the ring and laid waste to Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns one by one. His presence seemingly galvanized the Tag Team Champions, and the trio quickly beat The Shield back into the crowd before hoisting Flair into the lights for a well-earned welcome back moment. We missed you, Ric.

Oh fuck me . . . Flair? And the old bastard was getting his gear off in the ring – for pity’s sake, did they not add that as a contract stipulation? Must stay full clothed at all times and NO BLEEDING. -shakes head-

Kane 17 December 2012 – Ric Flair challenges CM Punk: Photos

“WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No emerge for retribution.”

Yes indeedy!

Hmpf. We’re back to The Shield (look, seriously, change that bloody name – it’s stupid) being way tougher than Kane.

“Team Hell No and Ryback celebrate with Flair.”

Hmpf. And Team Hell No needs Ryback around if they ever want to beat The Shield. And to do the heavy lifting.

Disappointed!

There is video of this travesty here on WWE.com. What part of “retired” did Flair have trouble understanding?

Again, from WWE.com:

Santino Marella and Tensai presented LOL Moment of the Year to The Rock

The laughs just kept on coming during the presentation for LOL Moment of the Year, which honored the funniest moments of the year that was. Things started off promisingly with presenters Santino Marella and Tensai, who was still disoriented from his loss to Kofi Kingston and took an impromptu tumble on the stage en route to the podium (the Slammys: They make you humble). After a brief linguistics lesson (Tensai is Japanese for “Fat Albert,” apparently), the odd couple presented the Slammy to The Rock for his disposal of John Cena’s merchandise in the Boston Harbor earlier this year. And while The Great One could not accept his Slammy in person, there was one man who was around to comment on the WWE Universe’s selection: Daniel Bryan, who stormed onto the stage and screamed the Slammy should have been his, as Team Hell No were nominated for their anger management sessions. But as the submission technician inched precariously closer to a total meltdown, Kane came to the rescue, carrying Bryan literally kicking and screaming off the stage.

Silly, but also rather funny!

“No! No! No! This should be MY Slammy!” the WWE Tag Team Champion says.

Damnit, Kane and DBryan are just having way too much fun with this!

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