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27 March 2013: Main Event digitals – Kane

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From WWE.com:

WWE Main Event results: Champions collide and The Bellas return to action! BY Kevin Powers

HERSHEY, Pa. — With less than two weeks until WrestleMania 29, WWE Main Event featured WWE Tag Team Champion Kane battling U.S. Champion Antonio Cesaro, the debut of Brodus Clay and Tensai’s new tag team name and The Bella Twins’ return to in-ring action!

Kane def. Antonio Cesaro

In less than two weeks at WrestleMania 29, Kane & Daniel Bryan defend the WWE Tag Team Titles against the untested duo of Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston. In preparation for the battle, The Big Red Monster faced United States Champion Antonio Cesaro in the featured contest on WWE Main Event while Daniel Bryan joined The Miz and Michael Cole on commentary.

As the contest wavered back and forth, AJ Lee skipped her way around the ring. No doubt wanting to distract The Big Red Monster, AJ was stopped in her tracks by Kane’s partner Bryan, who prevented the devilish Diva from further diverting his partner’s attention. Despite her best efforts, AJ was unable to dodge her former beau, allowing The Big Red Monster to focus his attention on the dangerous United States Champion and execute a Chokeslam on the Swiss-born Superstar to secure the victory.

Kane 27 March 2013 – Kane vs. Antonio Cesaro: Photos

Big thank you going out to Pats who alerted me to Kane’s appearance on Main Event, otherwise I might have missed it!

You know, beginning to think they’re just messing with our heads with the timing of the ring pyros. It’s no longer a reliable indicator of winning or losing! 😉

Glee! Cesaro about to leave right into an uppercut … or more accurately, a throat strike. Either way, I love seeing this!

Distracted monster? Or just posing for the benefit of those of us with flash photography? Shoulderporn! 😉

Sweet drop kick from Cesaro, and oh merciful heaven, rippling shoulderporn!

Honestly, Kane’s shoulders really are the stuff of wet dreams . . . oops, did I say that out loud? 😉

His forearms come in a close second though . . .

Never gonna get tired of watching Kane in the ring – there’s always something to appreciate. He’s got a damn fine back, for instance!

Have I mentioned lately my love of his flexibility? And those long legs!

Squeeee! Diving clothesline!

Plus bonus shoulderporn!

-whimpers- The shoulders. The little fuzzy hairs on the shoulders. That mouth.

Dead. Of. Lust.

Srsly.

-giggling- And DBryan warning AJ off! She’s a little wildcard – love her!

You think Kane’s upset about AJ being chased off? Maybe he likes the skipping, even if it is his kryptonite?

Glad to see him pick up the win though!

(And dear gods, seriously, is this not the video grab from heaven? Shoulderporn front and centre, the little fuzzy forearm hairs in the background, big gloved paw – the only thing spoiling it is the play icon covering his lips!)

WWE.com has video here – enjoy!

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