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11 January 2013: SmackDown digitals – Kane

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From WWE.com:

Tag Team Champions Team Hell No def. The Prime Time Players

With a four-month reevaluation by Dr. Shelby looming on Raw this Monday, the WWE Tag Team Champions displayed tremendous teamwork Friday night in a win over The Prime Time Players.

While Titus O’Neil targeted Daniel Bryan’s weakened knee in the early going, Kane was able to turn the tide of the battle. After Bryan nailed Titus & Darren Young with a double knee drop from the top rope, Kane delivered a monstrous Chokeslam to put “Mr. No Days Off” down for the three-count.

Kane 11 January 2013 – Team Hell No vs. The Prime Time Players: Photos

Never gonna get tired of seeing Kane with a title belt!!

You know, I think Dr Shelby’s going to be pleased at the progress Kane and DBryan have made – I mean, look at Kane there! All concern for his wounded tag team partner! (Not to mention just a walking wall of muscles . . . )

Attaboy, Kane – get that black-John-Cena type back in the ring and hand him an ass whuppin’!

So, this was pretty damned cool – The Prime Time Players were about to double-team Kane, and instead, Kane dives for the corner as DBryan leaps from the top turnbuckle to hit them both and bring them down!

Um yes, this digital is here for the leg and boot in the corner there! 😉

But hello and what the fuck? This was the end of the match! Kane did a helluva lot more than these digitals imply!

See? Like this! Black-John-Cena is the legal man, but that other big dude was giving lip on the apron, so Kane and his acres of shoulderporn took care of business!

Okay, quality control FAIL yet again! But how nice is the shoulderporn in this pin? -drools-

See? How does the chokeslam come after the pin? But sweet zombie Jesus, Kane is looking especially luscious there!!

Holy Mary Mother of God, that is some damned fine shoulderporn! And to think, 3 photos back I was about to start bitching about being short-changed in the digital department again!!

Yay for triumphant ring post pyros!! (And giggling at DBryan in the background with his hands over his ears!)

And yep, pardon me while I drown in drool over here – lookit that body! And man, how much am I loving that the unofficial ban on body hair is gone – call me crazy, but seeing that underarm hair is HAWT!

-giggling madly- Well at least this time the camera angle on this shot doesn’t make it look like Kane overdosed on bean burritos in catering beforehand!

Much . . .  -facepalm-

Aww, DBryan and the referee and their reactions – you know what’s on my bucket list? Someday seeing a TV taping or – better still! – a Pay Per View live in the audience, so I can judge for myself just how awesome those pyros are!!

But, not that I’ve been comparison shopping or nothing, but 14 digitals? Yeah, I know it was a pretty short match (wondering if DBryan really is hurt, although he seemed pretty good in the ring) but still, this seems to be a trend.

Maybe they’re just really half-assing the website the way they’re half-assing the programming?

WWE.com has video here – enjoy!

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