From WWE.com:
The Money in the Bank All-Stars confronted each other
IOWA – As it turns out, placing five WWE Superstars in the presence of the WWE Championship contract induces the sports-entertainment equivalent of a feeding frenzy. What began as the latest sermon from Daniel Bryan soon turned into a six-way standoff when the submission master’s guarantee of victory brought out Sheamus, then Randy Orton, then Kane, then Christian, and finally CM Punk to add fuel to the fire.
As tensions rose and egos came to the forefront in the shadow of the coveted contract, the Superstars got overly antsy and Kane found himself the unwitting recipient of an RKO when he attempted to back Bryan up against an understandably irritable Orton. In fact, the only Superstar conspicuous by his absence in the scrum was Rob Van Dam, although Mr. Monday Night’s actions will surely do all the talking for him in a few weeks’ time.
Kane 1 July 2013 – The Money In The Bank All-Stars get in a heated confrontation: Photos
After a lot of yadda yadda yadda (and bless Sheamus for bringing up Daniel Bryan’s 18 second defeat at WrestleMania last year!) …
“I agree, Randy, no one is safe, especially you,” Kane says.
“It’s every man for himself,” The Big Red Monster says, “No partners, no friends, only victims.”
Ooh, ooh, pick me!
😉
“I am, without a doubt, the best!” Captain Charisma says.
Ah, beg to differ there, Christian – you were one of the bodies Kane left laying in 2010 when he quite literally beat everyone to win the Money in The Bank Ladder Match!
“Not only am I ‘The Best in the World’, I’m the best at the Money in The Bank Ladder Match,” (Punk) says.
Yadda yadda yadda. I’d argue Edge was better, but then I am so fuckin’ over CM Punk right now, it’s not even funny.
“Nobody can touch me in this ring,” Punk says.
O rly? Seem to recall a certain Dead Man touching you and beating you at WrestleMania, smartass. Beating you so bad you tucked your tail between your legs and ran off for months. And trust me, you are too damn young to be pulling that part timer status.
And damn, didn’t I wish RVD had come out when Punk started mouthing off about him! 😉
“Orton practices what he preaches and RKOs Kane after The Big Red Monster tried to protect his former tag team partner, Bryan.”
Ouch!
Having said that, I’m not entirely displeased at the idea of more Kane/Randy matches.
And I’m never averse to seeing that big luscious hunk of manflesh flat on his back! 😉
“The Money in the Bank All-Stars stare each other down on RAW.”
While we get to stare at Kane’s ass – seems legit! 😉
Shoulderporn and what the hell, DBryan? Is that First Position? -snickering-
WWE.com has video here.
Again, from WWE.com:
Kane def. Randy Orton
Yes, The Devil’s Favorite Demon did, indeed, put The Viper’s shoulders to the mat for a three-count. But thanks to special guest referee Daniel Bryan, that three-count was a mighty fast one, and didn’t sit too well with The Big Red Monster at all.
Bryan’s gig in the zebra stripes was, ostensibly, a mea culpa by the former World Champion for his misstep on SmackDown. But Bryan seemed less concerned with officiating the bout than gift-wrapping the win for Kane, going so far as to disqualify Orton before restarting the match at Kane’s insistence. But Bryan wasn’t done swinging the momentum, preventing the RKO and giving Kane the victory with the aforementioned fast-count after The Big Red Monster decked The Viper with a boot to the face. The ill-gotten victory left Kane so mad that he nearly punished Bryan with a Chokeslam of his own, though he ultimately let his former partner walk. Orton, however, had no such qualms, blasting Bryan with an RKO that had to, all things considered, have felt pretty good.
Again, a priceless backstage segment to set this up – which WWE doesn’t seem to have on their website, so hit up YouTube if you haven’t seen it. If only for the delicious close up of Kane featuring that chest hair! -drools!-
Kane 1 July 2013 – Kane vs. Randy Orton: Photos
“Randy Orton’s opponent is fellow Money in the Bank All-Stars competitor, Kane.”
Slurpalicious! 😉
-gigglefits- Okay, I know Kane isn’t in this picture, but dear gods, Randy’s “Bitch please” smirk there is killing me! Mostly because I suspect he’s about to burst out laughing at DBryan’s “officiating”!
Sweet merciful heavens, right into the action and there’s rippling shoulderporn a-plenty!
Kane is most definitely moving from comedic but adorkable back to kick ass and take no prisoners!
“Earlier in the night, Orton hit Kane with a vicious RKO!”
Kane’s got some great legs … 😉
-gigglefits- “Not the face, man!”
Another angle on that dropkick, and seriously, it’s so damn cool Kane is still pulling off these athletic moves!
Oh my, that ass …
Randy’s got hold of Kane’s weave … actually, it’s not going to be too long before Kane’s own hair has grown out to the length of the weave!
“Will The Viper continue to get the upper hand against Kane on RAW?”
Dunno, but it’s providing wonderful shoulderporn!
There is nothing good can come from this look!
See? Toldya!
Nice long match – me likes!
Another angle on that dropkick.
“Bryan calls for the match to be stopped. “Disqualification, you win!” he says to his former Team Hell No partner, Kane.”
-giggling- Kane was so adorkable, demanding for the match to be restarted!
“Kane forces Bryan to restart the match.”
And Randy pays the price!
Can’t remember if there was growling here – there should have been!
I know there’s shoulderporn!
And a sidewalk slam!
Followed by a scoop slam!
Uh oh, hanging DDT …
“The intense action continues between the Money in the Bank All-Stars opponents.”
You know, I think I’ve worked out why Kane and Randy can’t have a bad match.
It’s because both of them have clearly defined characters, with a backstory, with history that comes from years of -gasp!- storylines! These guys can take those characters and tell a story with a match.
The new guys, who don’t get storylines, who have characters that fit like Goodwill store pants, haven’t got that to build from. It’s way harder to get in the ring and go from zero to interesting.
Kane and Randy aren’t going from zero, they already have momentum behind them because of the characters, the backstory, the history in their storylines. They’re already revved up and it takes them nothing flat to get to white-knuckle, hang on for dear life territory.
And I’m afraid that doesn’t bode well for the future, except for the couple of guys who are “pet projects”.
Bad Randall! No!
Oh sweet jesus – shoulderporn, that massive bicep and fuzzy forearm hair? Call a code, I’m crashing!
“After a very quick three-count, Bryan declares Kane the winner.”
Kane is surprised!
“The former tag team partners argue after the match.”
And seriously? Text book example of telling the story without microphones. The demonstration of the quick count by Kane had me in stitches!
And when talking won’t get your point across? There’s always a chokeslam!
“Kane opts not to hit Bryan with the chokeslam.”
What chokeslam?
(Yeah, you all know where I’m looking!)
😉
Damn, that man has some long legs!
WWE.com has match video here and an App exclusive here.
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