Okay, so colour me happy to have Kane back on my TV screen.
Colour me fucking ecstatic to find this new feature on WWE.com – seriously, you have GOT to see these!
Unseen Kane: Photos
Oh man …. the beard. Loved the beard! Intriguing shot!
So, now he’s wearing the mask and yeah, damn that thing must have been hard to breathe under! But oh my fucking god, the beard, the hair … that was some sexy shit!
Also, and it’s so rare to get such great close ups, his eyes are such a pretty green!
Giving my most heartfelt thanks for two things – the red tights, and up lighting. Damn, that’s hot!
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Nope, changed my mind – side lighting is the best!
Yeah, yeah, you all know why I’m saying that!
-fans self- It’s getting hot in here!
I don’t know quite what it is about Kane being all but fully clothed making that one bare arm look so utterly pornographically naked, but damn, I like it!
It still breaks my heart the tiniest bit to see pictures of the late great Paul Bearer. What a great guy – an amazing performer, but a seriously nice man as well.
Still loving those red tights though! π
Okay, so if you’re forever having that argument with people about how wrestling is “fake”? These would be the photos that prove that while the outcome of the “competition” may be fake, in that it’s pre-determined, the action is most definitely not fake.
And yep, in black and white cos WWE is PG now and blood isn’t PG.
Oh holy crap …
Now, here’s where I call bullshit on all these photos being “unseen” … and if blood makes you squeamish, you might want to flick past this next one.
Because I found this photo on a web trawl back in 2009 … in living, breathing technicolour. (And I saved it for research purposes for a fic, honestly!)
And I say again – holy CRAP!
I cannot say this enough. I. Love. Those. Red. Tights.
I think this might have been the night Kane lost his first WWE championship back to Stone Cold … after holding it for one night. Which was some bullshit.
Timeframe seems right, anyway. And yeah, that’s looking a lot like a move he stole from his brother The Undertaker, amirite? π
Still loving that one naked arm too!
Two words for ya – red tights.
That is all.
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Another one of those “Unseen? I don’t think so!” photos – but I’m not complaining. Because damn, looking up at that sexy monster from that angle is worth showing again!
Okay, so you all know I love the red tights, but coming a very close second is this costuming, with the see-through panels. Holy fuckin’ hells, now that is hot! Particularly liked how, as time went on, there was more see-through and less spandex … π
But who was the sadist who decided that it would be great doing a photoshoot with Kane wearing pretty close to next to nothing outside in the freakin’ snow?
Looks great, don’t get me wrong, but man it must have been chilly!
God, these upshots are hella sexy! #HummerAngle time! π
Also, have the distinct urge to sing Rocky Horror tunes … “I’m a muscle fan!”
And we’re back in the snow! With see-through panels. Good times!
You know, this one might well be my favourite of all of these photos. Sure, we’ve seen the official photoshoot pictures of Kane and Mankind as Tag Team Champions, but this one, with Paul Bearer goofing around with the two of them? With his arms around them?
Man, this is such a keeper!
Another of those “Nope, seen this one before” photos, but I still like it anyway.
Whoa, neat bronze bust of Kane – where do I get me one of those?
Now, don’t know who’s head Kane is kicking off there, because he’s just a blur, but that costuming is over 10 years old (going from the fact that Kane still has his long hair and he unmasked for the first time in 2003).
And as you saw in the digitals just posted from Raw this last week, he’s still that flexible. Hell, maybe even more so!
From what I hear, we have DDP Yoga to thank for at least part of that – apparently, Kane spent his time off in 2011 rehabbing a chronic knee injury before it got worse, and DDP Yoga was part of the rehab.
If ever there was a ringing endorsement for DDP’s program, that would be it!
Whoa! There’s a new look – Kane borrowing from The Undertaker’s leather collection!
Damn, that really is a good look!
Hey, waitasecond – those are tattoos, aren’t they? Did Kane impersonate ‘Taker at some point, right down to having fake tattoos added? Cos that is definitely Kane’s hair …
Red tights. Superb ass. Pornographically naked arm.
What’s not to love?
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See?
You see what I mean about the see-through spreading? Holy freakin’ hells, yeah, that’s some sexy stuff!
Plus in that outfit, the nipple peeks were all kinds of awesome! π
Another of those sets of “It’s only the outcome that’s fake, the action is real” photos.
Not even sure when this happened, expect obviously it’s post-2003. And be thankful these ones are black and white, because it’s pretty damned obvious Kane is liberally blood-smeared at this point. Even allowing for the fact that scalp wounds bleed like nothing else.
He also looks a bit unfocused and out of it – not good.
And freak me the fuck out, pretty obvious they’re not using local anaesthetic for this stitch job – when a guy like Kane is gritting his teeth, squeezing his eyes shit and clenching that massive fist, it’s got to be because it hurts like a motherfucker!
Not using local anaesthetic is probably because of the possible concussion, but hey, on the bright side? He’s probably very focused now!
-WINCE!-
Sonofabitch!
Don’t know what’s happening here – it’s tough sometimes to tell what’s kayfabe and what’s the real deal. But med tech wearing rubber gloves in the background? Yeah, that’s not good.
Having said that, and not even sure if this is from the same incident … is that a straitjacket Kane is wearing? Cos that’s gotta be kayfabe!
Is Kane about to stuff Paul Bearer down a manhole? -puzzled-
This is why it’s so hard to explain wrestling to non-fans sometimes! π
Kane with the Intercontinental Championship. He’s the third Grand Slam winner in WWE history. The only title he hasn’t held is the US Championship, which was unified with the Intercontinental Championship in 2002. He has, however, also held the ECW Championship, which I think more than makes up for it!
Also? See-through panels! π
The half-mask! Loved the half-mask! Loved the slightly more affable, chatty Kane (aware that might well be a minority view).
Good times! “Chicks dig the mask.” π
Aaand we’re back to the red tights! Which also feature some see-through panels at points.
Goddamn that man is sexy!
Yep. Sex on a stick, right there!
-drools-
Of course, bald and half-naked was pretty damn fine too – aren’t many men who can rock that the way Kane did!
And who didn’t love seeing all that beautiful, beautiful skin – honestly, I know women who’d kill to have skin half as nice as his!
Man, has the internet lost its shit over the past few years about Kane’s odd-couple pairing with DBryan. Some days, I swear if I see one more “Bring back Kane from the 90s when he was a total bad-ass” comment on anything, I’ll be the one totally losing my shit!
The fact is, Kane’s been teamed with odd partners since the early days, back with X-Pac. And he’s made every single one of those partnerships work, because he is fucking brilliant at telling a story, even a silly one like anger management therapy.
But his best partnership, right after the one with The Undertaker, which is just legendary, and which is of course the very reason for this blog, was with Paul Bearer. Rest in peace, Paul – we miss you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I need some alone time with this picture!
HolyMaryMotherOFGod … yeah, that’s our Big Red Sex God alright!
Thanks WWE.com!!
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